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Posted by Sid Laymes on September 16, 2020
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Clean Jokes

Q: What does a nosey pepper do? A: Gets jalapeno company!

Q: What do you really phone a noodle that is fake? A: An Impasta

Q: What do you phone an alligator in a vest? A: A detective

Q: What occurs in the event that you consume shoe and yeast polish? A: Every morning you are going to increase and shine!

Q: ” Whatis the difference from a guitar and a seafood? ” A: “You can not tuna seafood. “

Q: What do a pile is called by you of kittens A: a meowntain

Q: What do you phone an infant monkey? A: A Chimp from the block that is old.

Q: Do you read about the battle involving the lettuce and also the tomato? A: The lettuce was a “head” as well as the tomato had been wanting to “ketchup”!

Q: Did you hear about the clock that is hungry? A: It returned four seconds.

Q: What do you phone whom finally endured as much as the bullies? A: An ambulance.

Q: Why can’t you provide Elsa a balloon? A: it go because she will Let.

Q: What do you get pampered cow? A: ruined milk.

Q: If Mississippi purchased Virginia a brand new Jersey, just what would Delaware? A: Idaho. Alaska!

Q: Do you read about that broom that is new? A: It is sweeping!

Q: What do an elephant is called by you that doesn’t make a difference? A: An irrelephant.

Q: What do solicitors wear to court? A: Lawsuits!

Q: What gets wetter the more it dries? A: A towel.

Q: Where do crayons continue getaway? A: Color-ado!

Q: Why did the gear get arrested? A: He organized a couple of jeans.

Q: What can you phone a fat psychic? A: A four chin teller.

Q: What do a computer is called by you drifting within the ocean? A: A Dell Rolling into the Deep. Continue Reading

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